Since I’m not able to be in school this semester I’ve decided to start teaching myself things.
1.) Geography - Learn the names of every recognized country in the world. Then be able to place each of those countries on a world map.
2.) History - Memorize important dates in US history from our independence. I’ve always sort of skipped over US history since I find it less interesting, but I want to learn more.
3.) Science - Learn all about cells because I am awful at biology.
4.) English - Continue to read new books constantly. Learn a new word every week and use it in the correct context at least once. Also write down my thoughts once a week (words of wisdom, opinion, sketch, poem, etc).
5.) Political Science - Read all about every president the US has had and their political ideologies. Develop my personal political ideology.
6.) Music/Art - Discover one new artist every week. Listen to their music (or look up all of their art) and read up about them. Possibly discover new favorites.
I’m hoping that by making a list I can keep better track of progress I’ve made and keep myself focused. It’s important to keep the mind active and this is the best way I know how.
Man successfully grabs remote without knocking over cheetos, yet remains displeased.
(original gif [x])
This man lives in a world where everybody is in an infomercial. They all screw up simple daily tasks, but not him. Because of his incapability to be incapable, this man is bullied, ridiculed, and shunned by everyone around him. Yearning to fit in, he desperately tries to be clumsy but fails to cause a huge mess.
Until one day when he was confronted by a mugger. The mugger tried to stab him but continuously missed until they stabbed themself. He found his true calling and became a hero, stopping criminals everywhere by using their own clumsiness against them.
tl;dr - Redditor whining about being friendzoned gets politely told.
This needs to be reblogged until every immature little asshat on the planet gets the message.
IM SO ANGRY AT THIS VIDEO WATCH THE WHOLE THING
HOLD ON LET ME WIPE AWAY THE SINGLE TEAR I JUST SHED AT THE GREATEST JOKE OF OUR GENERATION.
the greatest city that ever was or will be