mrmdprncss:

i’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear because it’s like fuck yeah i’m so hydrated 

alter-ego-333:

woodelvish:

I’m sorry I had to

another example of Hollywood White Washing
would’ve loved it so much more if he was actually Gary Mitchell, per the rumors.

Maybe the white guy was the best actor for the job. Jesus Christ people, it’s a movie. There’s plenty of other races in that movie.

ruinedchildhood:

biggest plot twist of my childhood

• Obama: I like Coke
• Fox News: Obama Declares War on Pepsi

godtiss:

“I’m scared, Spock.”

thewurdsmith:

Let me put this in terms I know we’ll all understand.

If you’re not planning on seeing the new Star Trek movie, you need to re-evaluate your life choices.

ratpatootie:

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR CORN-FED MIND?

stayed-up-late-again:

“What did you like about the new Star Trek movie?”

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

• i shit you not
• you feel me
• no but get this
• i’m just sayin
• let me explain you a thing
• and yeah