Let me put this in terms I know we’ll all understand.
If you’re not planning on seeing the new Star Trek movie, you need to re-evaluate your life choices.

“What did you like about the new Star Trek movie?”
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
- i shit you not
- you feel me
- no but get this
- i’m just sayin
- let me explain you a thing
- and yeah
gif:
why was the math book sad?
had too many problems
fuck you
no need to be a calcuhater
i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards

because kittens.
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